Somebody asked on Reddit: What's the dumbest reason you've ever been dumped?
Here are some of the answers that made me laugh aloud :)
1. I was dumped because my last name was Jolly and her first name was Holly.
2. Her mom didn't want her dating a Mexican. I'm a white dude that played soccer and had a tan. F**k you lady.
3. I didn't use his mother's recipe for pancakes.
4. She "found out" I like playing video games.
5. He told me over the course of our whole relationship he thought I'd look cute with short hair. So I eventually cut my hair. He dumped me the next day.
6. Her first name was the same as my last name.
7. I was about to have major back surgery, and she said she didn't think she could spend that much time going back and forth to the hospital because "It takes two people to make a relationship work and if you're in the hospital I'll be the only one making it work." I dumped her right there and hadn't really dated since.
3. I didn't use his mother's recipe for pancakes.
4. She "found out" I like playing video games.
5. He told me over the course of our whole relationship he thought I'd look cute with short hair. So I eventually cut my hair. He dumped me the next day.
6. Her first name was the same as my last name.
7. I was about to have major back surgery, and she said she didn't think she could spend that much time going back and forth to the hospital because "It takes two people to make a relationship work and if you're in the hospital I'll be the only one making it work." I dumped her right there and hadn't really dated since.
8. I got dumped because I drank whole milk.
9. I got dumped because I “smiled too much.” Huh?
10. I was dumped by a man because I was “too fat.” He weighed twice as much as I did at the time.
11. "I don't think my horse would like you."
12. I changed phone networks. He wouldn't talk to me for 2weeks. I dumped him after that
13. My sister was dumped for walking too slow. Dude was a real winner.
14. I once dumped a guy because he called and woke me up after ten just to see what I had done that day.
15. Because I didn't wear a push-up bra. And I am too big for push-up bras.
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9. I got dumped because I “smiled too much.” Huh?
10. I was dumped by a man because I was “too fat.” He weighed twice as much as I did at the time.
11. "I don't think my horse would like you."
12. I changed phone networks. He wouldn't talk to me for 2weeks. I dumped him after that
13. My sister was dumped for walking too slow. Dude was a real winner.
14. I once dumped a guy because he called and woke me up after ten just to see what I had done that day.
15. Because I didn't wear a push-up bra. And I am too big for push-up bras.
Pic courtesy: Pintrest
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